The Federation of United Taco Nation is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Glen Bell with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.683 billion Tacoions are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taco Bell. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tacoion economy, worth 319 trillion Tacoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,181 Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of United Taco Nation's radio stations, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Taco Nation's national animal is the Black-Cain Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kris Tyson.

United Taco Nation is ranked 65,042^nd in the world and 174^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 97.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.